Wheres my handout?

Have you noticed the theme? Feeling a bit nostalgic?

instead of poor workers looking for bread, as it was during the Great Depression,

there are billion-dollar beggars from Wall Street looking for a way out of bad investments.
and the ones giving the bailout? You, the taxpayer, of course.
Now, every industry is turning to their lobbyists to get their hands on a bailout.

Wheres mine?